"I am the cleanest pig."
I’M JUST LIKE:
What if Matt Rutherford is Samcedes’ lovechild from the future and he went back in time to keep his parents together but he went back too far to before Sam even like existed so he was just like ‘fuck it’ and went back to the future.
- Anonymous said:Why is life worth living? I ask myself this everyday, but can never even come up with one reason.
Waking up next to your best friend in her tiny bed.
Waking up alone in a tent.
The taste of green tea on a hot day.
Shaving your head and...
- “We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.”— Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of...
- Me:Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?Hooters Waitress:Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-Me:*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?