everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin
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how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
Huh… Maybe THAT’S why my dad never says he’s proud of me.
- “1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look...”
My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?”
Yes, it is a boy
Fucking another boy
In this sick-ass...